A Lizard of Unusual Size

I GOT THE JOB AT GAMESTOP! I know a lot of people say it sucks to work there, but I'm really happy. I have a nice manager (as far as I can tell), and I'm going to try really hard to provide better customer service than a lot of Gamestop employees I've heard about. Ooh, I can't wait for my first day. :D Anyway -


Check out what I found at Lee Lee's yesterday! I don't know, maybe you guys see them everywhere or something, but I had never seen one in person before. So, I bought one! Unfortunately I took a bite and lost my appetite for the rest of the day. Clearly Snake's taste for this grapefruit-margarine-almond-potato-milk-egg powder crap was swayed from eating raw animals.


Probably most of you have seen this already, but here's the best trailer for the SH1 reimagining I've seen:



I think it looks CREEPY AS HELL and I can't wait to play it. Apparently the SH fandom is ripping itself to shreds because half hates it to death and half is interested. I personally think all the crazy differences make it more interesting.

I have all the achievements for RE5 now, except for the War Hero one but uh, no :/

Haha fuck D:

I was talking to Grant who I kind of like-like and he was talking about some kinda experimental blu-tooth thing that you seriously implant in your mouth and you can hear it but nobody else can, and talk without anyone hearing or something

and before I could stop myself I was like OH MY GOD, JUST LIKE IN METAL GEAR SOLID WITH CODECS!?

And then I apologized because seriously, I'm embarrassingly nerdy. :/ I'm surprised people even talk to me

Also wtf, EVERYTHING'S happening this Saturday. Brittney's party, Kristen's party, mom's party, Jerika's party, and the car wash. The one time I somehow get invited to shit and I can only pick one party!? I hate everything