A Lizard of Unusual Size ([info]almost_eatable) wrote,
@ 2009-06-03 14:36:00
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Current mood: silly
Current music:Nin Inch Nails - The Becoming (Still)

I'M DYYYYING
“Cadet Uhura.”

“Yes, Professor Spock?”

“I would like to request your presence at an event I fully intend to host in the immediate, foreseeable future. A prompt R.S.V.P. would be most appreciated.”

“Oh?”

“Indeed. It is to be a small celebratory gathering.”

“Oh, that sounds fantastic. Where are you planning on holding it?”

“Ah, that is—ahem—I intend to host this event within the confines of my regulation issued uniform slacks.”

“...wa...wait.”

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